A donkey it is. A donkey that's dead
Why bring that donkey to the derby instead
Of principle you seem, and some self esteem
So why would you bother the donkey that's dead
And bury it not and bring it right here
The derby's a go, the crowd at full cheer
The hats are in view but the donkey is dead
This creature can't win for surely he is dead
This creature can't win, a horse shall instead
So why is he here, why wont it be said,
Why Is he here when he is actively dead
Why oh why, why are we here...
